Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs
when
you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory
and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00
AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open
the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.


He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself, so the 2 men march down to the
factory
floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that
there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of
plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and
begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls
himself
together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep
a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday..

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."