Ugly Lady and the Parrot

Funny Jokes


Walking to work one day, a lady passes a pet shop where a parrot is sitting on a perch outside. The parrot takes one look at her and says: "Awwwwwk! Hey! You are one one fat ugly bitch!"

Well, you can imagine her reaction. She turns and storms away.

Coming home from work that day, she passes the parrot, who instantly recognizes her. "Awwwwwk!" it says. "Hey! You are one fat ugly bitch!"

She absolutely cannot believe this, but she controls her temper and heads home.

The next day, same thing- but twice as loud. "Awwwwwk! Hey! You are one fat ugly bitch!" the parrot says. Other pedestrians stop in shock and stare at the woman, who is mortified. Unable to take it any more, she throws open the door to the pet store, charges up to the manager, and threatens to sue the store and kill the bird if he doesn't get the parrot to cut it out.

The manager apologizes profusely and promises to have a talk with the bird.

The next day, she is walking to work when she sees the bird in its usual spot. "Awwwwwk!" it says. "Hey lady!" She pauses and scowls at the bird and yells:

"What!?!"

The bird smiles and winks at her. "You know."