Affirmations for Pessimists

Affirmations for Pessimists


Don't try beating 'em or joining 'em. Either hang out by yourself or quit.

Seek, and you shall be disappointed.

Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.

If you don't have anything nice to say, welcome to the club.

Did you ever sit back and evaluate your life and think, "Wow, things are
going just as I always wanted them to?" I didn't think so - me either.