THE FIRE

THE FIRE
During an ecumenical gathering someone rushed in and shouted, "The building is on fire!" Immediately...
The METHODISTS gathered in the corner and prayed
The BAPTISTS cried, "Where is the water?"
The QUAKERS quietly praised God for the blessing that fire brings
The LUTHERANS posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil
The ROMAN CATHOLICS passed a collection plate
The EPISCOPALIANS formed a procession and marched out
The CONGREGATIONALISTS shouted, "Every man for himself...."
The FUNDAMENTALISTS shouted. "It's the vengeance of God!"
The JEWS posted symbols on the door hoping that the fire would pass
The JEHOVAH' S WITNESSES passed out literature about the fire
The MORMONS ran late-night TV commercials for free videos of the fire
The CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS agreed among themselves that there was not a fire
The SCIENTOLOGISTS charged admission to the fire, and
The PRESBYTERIANS appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and make a written report to the voting assembly.