Funny Jokes - Cat Jokes - Why Cats Are Better Than Women

Funny Jokes - Cat Jokes

Why Cats Are Better Than Women


A cat doesn't know what a remote control is.
A cat loves you until it dies.
You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it knows you do.
A cat likes to be petted, anywhere, anytime.
Cats don't expect breakfast in the morning.
Cats don't ly, quibble, argue, pout.
Everything you do is interesting.
Cats need little space, a sunny spot in the window will do.
Cats don't smoke, drink, do drugs.
You don't have to tell a cat it's pretty.
A cat doesn't care if you haven't shaved for two days.
A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
Cats love to scrap bills and taxforms.
You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on it's birthday.
You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday.