Golf Jokes - You Had To Be!

You Had To Be!

A parish priest was invited to play golf with two friends. Although
he said his game was terrible, he went along anyway.

At the first tee, another golfer joined them to make a foursome.
So as not to make the stranger nervous, the priest insisted they
introduce him as "Ron." On the fourth hole, the other golfer
turned to Ron and asked him what he did for a living.

Confronted, Ron admitted that he was a Catholic priest.

"I knew it!" the stranger exclaimed. "The way you play golf and
don't swear, you had to be a priest!"