A Teenager Is

A Teenager Is...

...someone who can't remember to walk the dog each day but
never forgets a phone number he heard once.

...a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy
bars before breakfast.

...someone who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it
on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on
Wednesday.

...someone who can pick out the voice of a friend from three
blocks away, but can't hear his mother calling from the next
room.

...a computer whiz who can operate any new gadget within
seconds but can't make the bed.

...a connoisseur of two types of fine music: loud and very
loud.

...a person who can bike for miles but is usually too tired
to help with the dishes.

...a romantic who never falls in love more than twice a
week.

...your own reality show but with fewer commercials.

...painfully funny at many times. At other times a teenager
is just painful.

...someone who will pitch in and help clean every room in
the house, as long as it's the neighbor's house.



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