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2.26.2006

famousquotations : Message: Compromise Quotes

Compromise Quotes


But, after all, the aim of art is to create space - space that is not compromised by decoration or illustration, space within which the subjects of painting can live.
- Frank Stella

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2.25.2006

Funny Quotes - Computer Quotes

Funny Quotes - Computer Quotes

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.
- Unknown

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2.20.2006

Funny Jokes - Get Off The Corner!

Funny Jokes - Get Off The Corner!

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said,

"Let's get off the corner."

No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!"

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

"Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."

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Funny Jokes - New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep...

Funny Jokes - New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep ...

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year
that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you
can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you
can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight.
2. Stop exercising.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Open and use even more charge accounts.
7. Subscribe to more eMail lists.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.

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