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1.18.2007

Senior Citizens

Senior Citizens


WE ARE THE LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!!!

HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
AND MOST OF ALL, MONETARY AIDS (TO OUR CHILDREN)




THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST

I CANNOT SEE
I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT CHEW
I CANNOT SCREW
MY MEMORY SHRINKS
MY HEARING STINKS
NO SENSE OF SMELL
I LOOK LIKE HELL
MY BODY'S DROOPING
GOT TROUBLE POOPING

SO, THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST?
WELL THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ????

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