1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a
2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many
watches and you carry a man-purse.
3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do
4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for
breakfast... all from scratch.
5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.
6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.
7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.
8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.
9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and
10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still
find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly