Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven. But, so
again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in
your sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is
at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In
the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak
and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the
car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one. The trouble starts when they try to
decide which one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you say. After
marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the
law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely a matter
of
chemistry. That is why a wife treats her husband like
toxic waste.
Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is finished



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