Funny Jokes - Today's Rules for City Driving

Funny Jokes -

Today's Rules for City Driving

1. Never, EVER slow down when a light turns yellow. If
you're within half a block of a stop light when it turns
yellow, put the pedal to the metal.

2. When attempting to enter a street from any parking lot,
make sure that at least the front third of your car is
sticking out into the nearest lane.

3. When it starts raining, completely lose your ability to
drive and act as if you've never done it before.

4. Using your turn signals is absolutely prohibited, except
in limited circumstances, such as when you're five feet from
the corner. NEVER use your signal when you're making a right
turn and someone is waiting to pull out into YOUR lane.

5. A red light is not TRULY red until five seconds after the
yellow light goes out.