They'll Be Provided
An old school preacher was describing the events of Judgement Day
and, of course, using Biblical phraseology whenever he could.
"Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of the sinners
as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from
the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames. My friends,
at such a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted
to ask, "But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless sinners has
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, "My friends, the Lord
is not put out by minor details. Rest assured, if necessary ...
teeth will be provided!"