How Do You Want Your Eggs?

Seniors

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors'

Special' was two
eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds

good," my wife said.
But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine

cents because you
re ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife

asked
incredulously. "I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.


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