Morris and his wife Esther went to the county fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."

Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
quid, and fifty quid is fifty quid."One year Esther and Morris went to the
fair, and Morris said, Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride in
that helicopter, I may never get another chance."To this, Esther replied,
"Morris, that helicopter ride is fifty quid, and fifty quid is fifty
quid."The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take both of you for a ride.

If you can stay quiet for the whole time and not say a word, I won't
charge you, but if you say one word, it's fifty quid."Morris and Esther
agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He
did his dare-devil act over and over again, but still no sound.When they
landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "My word, I did everything I
could to get you to cry out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"Morris
replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther
fell out, but you know... fifty quid is fifty quid."

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