A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher'shand. He said,
"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use such language."
The man said, "I was so damn impressed with that sermon I put five thousanddollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?"