Funny Jokes - Bad language

Church:
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher'shand. He said,
"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use such language."

The man said, "I was so damn impressed with that sermon I put five thousanddollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No shit?"

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