Funny Jokes Famous Jokes - Custody

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their
children posed a problem.

The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought
the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his
justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and
replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out, does the Pepsi belong to me or the machine?"

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