A couple of blondes went on vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented
a car to sight see. One of the sights was a bridge that was more than 1,000 feet
above the river.
Walking out onto the bridge, they noticed it swaying in the wind. Soon after, a
car went past and the wood-plank roadway moved beneath their feet.
"I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge," one blonde said to
"What are you worried about?" the second replied. "It's a rental."