so they had to hire a man to crawl around in the
ducts and figure out what was wrong. As the man
peeked down through one of the vents in the
sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling
by the altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since
the man was a fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd
be funny to try and mess with the woman's mind. In
his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is
Jesus. Your prayers will be answered."
The little old woman didn't even blink, just kept
on saying her prayers. The man decided maybe she
didn't hear him, and tried again. "This is Jesus,
the Son of God! Your prayers will be answered!"
Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a
big breath of air, the man decided to try again.
"THIS IS JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD!
YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"
The woman looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M
TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER!"