Funny Jokes - Jury Selection

An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin. In preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection process took place, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors.

One prospective juror, Roland was called for his question session.

He was asked, "Home owner?"

Roland replied, "Yes, I am."

Then he was asked, "Married or single?"

Roland responded, "Married for twenty plus years."

Then he was asked if he had, "Formed or expressed an opinion..."

And before he could finish with "... on this case", Roland blurted out, "Not in twenty plus years, Your Honor."

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