Pants

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you
substitute the word "Pants"

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down
to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

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