"What happened to you?" asked a hospital visitor to the heavily
bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went to the Amusement Park over the weekend and decided to
take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop,
I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was
very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I decided to
go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what
the sign said.
"By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a third
time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better
"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked the
"What did it say?"
"Don't stand up in the car!"