Funny Jokes - Famous Jokes - Jokes - Marriage

When you see a married man open the car door for his
wife, one of two things is true; either the car is
new, or the wife.

Before you marry, a man will stay awake all night
thinking about something you said; after you marry,
he'll fall asleep before you finish.

Getting married is grand; getting un-married, about
a hundred grand.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, a good
cook, economical, and great in bed; but by law, you
can only have one.

A man is not complete until he's married; then he's
finished

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