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Funny Jokes - The Time

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his
destination.

He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he
could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he
chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes.

No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his
window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.

"Yes?"

"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the
car clock and answered, "8:15." The jogger said thanks and left.

The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock
on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"

"8:25!"

The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by
and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him.

To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window
saying, "I do not know the time!"

Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was
another knock on the window.

"Sir, sir? It's 8:45!"

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