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Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch

standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of

airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all

traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate

frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to

test the strength of the windshields.



British engineers heard about the gun and were eager

to test it on the windshields of their new high speed

trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to

the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the

engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of

the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield,

smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control

console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and

embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an

arrow shot from a bow.



The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results

of the experiment, along with the designs of the

windshield and begged the US scientists for

suggestions.



You're going to love this...



NASA responded with a one-line memo............



"Defrost the chicken."

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