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Funny Jokes - Criminal Justice


A man was charged with stealing a Ferrari, and after a long trial, the
jury acquitted him. Later that day he came back to the judge who had
presided at the hearing.

"Your honor," he said, "I want you to issue a warrant of arrest for
that dirty lawyer of mine."

"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to
have him arrested for?"

"Well, your honor," the man replied, "I didn't have the money to pay
his fee, so he went and took the car I stole!"

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