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Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he
throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing
blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it will rise for as long as you
wish" The guy asks, "What happens when I don't want to continue?" The
medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and
it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for another
year."

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on
his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her
says, "123."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than any previous time in his life -
just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing
away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.


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