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4.27.2007

T & A are the most important things about Internet Marketing.

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T & A are the most important things about Internet Marketing.

According to this funny Internet Marketing article, you can summarize everything need to you know about Internet Marketing in ten letters.

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4.23.2007

Halloween

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One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky", in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight, too."


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4.14.2007

Funny Jokes - A penny for your thoughts

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One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.

"A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

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4.09.2007

butcher shop

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It's a summer holiday weekend, and a man walks into a
butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying, "Ground
Sirloin: 29 cents per pound."

The man says, "I'm having a cookout this weekend. I'd like
five pounds of your ground sirloin, please."

The butcher shakes his head and says, "Sorry. I'm all out."

The man, disappointed, goes down the street to another
butcher shop and asks, "How much is your ground sirloin?"

The proprietor replies, "It's $3.29 per pound."

"Three twenty nine!?!" exclaims the customer. "Just up the
street, the butcher sells it for 29 cents!"

The butcher smiles calmly at the gentleman and asks, "Does
he have any?"

"No. He's out of it right now."

"Well," says the butcher, "when I don't have any, I can sell
it for 19 cents per pound!"

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God's Talk To Adam.....

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God's Talk To Adam.....

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam,
as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river and
over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about
five minutes, he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said
angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache"?

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4.04.2007

Bad Day Gambling

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A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know, buddy.... She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she fainted!"

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