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5.26.2007

swollen leg

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.

The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."


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5.18.2007

Funny Jokes - Flying

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Flying

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.

Instead of making any official request to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied:

"Guess where!"

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5.01.2007

Why Exercise Didn't Work

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I tried exercise as a means of burning fat, but it didn't work for me. When the fat started burning, it smelled like bacon and that made me hungry!

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