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A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided
the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father
Murphy, were you gambling?"

Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what
I am about to do." To the police officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was
not gambling."

The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?"
Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, "No, officer; I was
not gambling."

Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you
gambling?"

Shrugging his shoulders, the Rabbi replied . . . "With whom?"

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