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Cat owners, beware ...

A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one
day.

"Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's
going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time."
When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to
go to the supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted
lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens
the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the
lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up.

She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down
to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his
dinner.
"Darling, this the best dinner you have made for me in forty years
of marriage. You can make this for me any old day.

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her
husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it and
they were all horrified.

"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around
when one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding
him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit
there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the
window sill while he was licking his behind."


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