Funny Jokes - Famous Jokes - Cousin Bubba Joe Ain't so Dumb after All

COUSIN BUBBA JOE AIN'T SO DUMB AFTER ALL

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction
center, and,because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of
advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI
insurance to which they were entitled.

Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began
noticing that Bubba was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance.

This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees
nearly $30.00 per month more for their higher coverage
than what the government was already granting.

The Captain decided that he would not ask Bubba Joe about his selling
techniques but that he would sit in the back of the room and observe
Bubba's sales pitch.

Bubba Joe stood up before his latest group of inductees and stated,
"If you have the normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and are killed,
the government pays your beneficiary $6,000.

"If you take out the supplemental GI insurance (which will cost you an
additional $30.00 per month), the government pays your beneficiary
$200,000.

"NOW," Bubba concluded, "which bunch do you think Bush
is gonna send into battle first?"


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