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Life of Riley

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time
resident who's very old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.
The old-timer says, " Look at me. I'm old and worn out. But I used to
live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine
cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of
France."

The new inmate asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing."

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