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Telephone Answering System.....

This is the answering machine message the Pacific Palisades High School
(California) staff voted to record on their school telephone answering
system. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring
students
and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and
missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents
who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades
even though those children were absent 15 to 30 times during the
semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.


"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting with the right staff
member, please listen to all your options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent -- Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -- Press 2

To complain about what we do -- Press 3

To swear at staff members -- Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you -- Press 5

If you want us to raise your child -- Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -- Press 7

To request another teacher for the third time this year -- Press 8

To complain about bus transportation -- Press 9

To complain about school lunches -- Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your children's
lack of effort, hang up and have a nice day!"

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