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Valentine Candy Heart Messages For Wall Street


1. I'm long you.

2. Let's do a reverse split.

3. Let me be your full-service broker.

4. I'm into after-hours trading.

5. I want to cover your shorts.

6. You're Microsoft.

7. Let's play FTSE (Footsie).

8. I'm into bond-age, and stocks.

9. Let's show each other our Intimate Brands.

10. Kiss Intel. (Get it? Kiss and tell, kiss Intel, kiss and
Intel... aw forget it.)

11. High liquidity, high volume.

12. I crave active management.

13. Fannie Mae, but I won't.

14. Don't worry, I've fixed my income.

15. I've got a gross domestic product.

16. I've had problems with inflation.

17. Is this forever, or just a one-time charge?

18. I'm too tired for a secondary offering.

19. Warning I have high turnover.

20. You speed up my ticker.

21. I'd like to caress your Mellon.

22. Sorry, I'm not into pork bellies.

23. I prefer to do it on the pink sheets.


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