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A well planned life

Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high
school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school,
did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire;

My second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a
preacher; now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well
planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to
go."

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