Funny Jokes

Little Known Illnesses

Little Known Illnesses.

AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.

PSEUDONYMHOMANIA: Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name.

DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.

HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.

HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.

HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.

CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER: Herbal-tea addiction.

VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.

ALPOPLEXY: Canine feeding disorder.

STREISAND-BROLIN SYNDROME: Excessive displays of affection.

SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.

ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME: Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.

OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.

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