Funny Jokes

Wackiest Warning Labels Ever

* A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

* A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

* "Do not use snow blower on the roof."

* "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

Famous Sayings