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She never was really charming till she died.
- Terence



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Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE! 6:30 pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE! 9:15 pm - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary

Day 183 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the furniture and the drapes.

Yesterday I feigned sleeping on third stair from the top while the lights were out. This caused a catapult of my captor down the stairs to avoid stepping on me, but unfortunately there were no injuries. Will do this every night until I get results.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed.

Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless, bloody body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of. This should strike fear into their hearts. Instead they only cooed and condescended about what a good little mouser I was. Hmmm, next time I'll bring them a baby bird.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the suspended metal room his safety is assured, but I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

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She looks like something that would eat its young.
- Dorothy Parker



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On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Dont forget the coffee!"



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Daily Affirmations for Pessimists

Don't try beating 'em or joining 'em. Either hang out by yourself or quit.

Seek, and you shall be disappointed.

Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.

If you don't have anything nice to say, welcome to the club.

Did you ever sit back and evaluate your life and think, "Wow, things are going just as I always wanted them to?" I didn't think so. Me either.

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Rabbit Anyone???

A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."



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While he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter either.
- James Thurber



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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
- Joseph Heller "Catch-22"



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She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.
- Oscar Levant



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His features resembled a fossilized wash rag.
- Alan Brien



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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

-Rita Rudner-

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You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"



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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity In The Workplace

- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) - Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.) - Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi." - Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. e.g. "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." - "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this. - While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive." - Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. - Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. - Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes. - Insist that your e-mail address be: "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that. - Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement. - Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine. - Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. - Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN." - Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many." - Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. - For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many you can catch in your mouth. - Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that." - Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. - Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark 17 inch paper, 99 copies. - In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." - If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. - When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car wind- shield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep 'em tuned up." - Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." - Practice making fax and modem noises. - Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. - Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. - Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." - Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. - Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. - Shout random numbers while someone is counting. - Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area, and insist to others that you "like it that way." - Staple papers in the middle of the page. - Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. - TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. - type only in lowercase. - Dont use any punctuation either - Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." - As much as possible, skip rather than walk. - Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. - When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. - Ask people what gender they are. - While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. - Sit in your car in the parking lot at lunch time pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. - Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles"



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Grandma's Boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

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She was a master at making nothing happen very slowly.
- Clifton Fadiman



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Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
- Dennis Healy



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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



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He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
- John Bright



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While he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter either.
- James Thurber



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Little things affect little minds.
- Benjamin Disraeli



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Mid-Life

I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck) you'll probably relate.

Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.

Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.

Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too."

Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones.

Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all, beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch marks?"

In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin.

Mid-life means that you become more reflective...You start pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is important.

We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would any of you trade the knowledge that you have now for the body you had way back when?

Maybe our bodies simply have to expand to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired.

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TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. - Jerry Seinfeld



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Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.



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She's good, being gone.
- William Shakespeare



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It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news item:

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, his children, John and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.



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Blind Date

Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

..."Aaaaaauuuggghhh



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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West



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Church quickie

There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:

CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY Trespassers will be baptized!

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He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
- Johnny Carson (about Chevy Chase)



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You're a parasite for sore eyes.
- Gregory Ratoff



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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx



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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? JOHNNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I do'nt have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Desmond your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.

SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

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I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
- Leonard Louis Levinson



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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant



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Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain



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Job application

Johnny and Jerry had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."

"How did you answer that last one?" asked Jerry. "I thought it was tough at first.... then I thought of Superintendent."

"I think I got it right too," Johnny said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist."

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His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it.
- Heywood Braun



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Jealousy arises from a lack of confidence, not in others, but in oneself
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Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it
- Thomas Jefferson



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It takes time for the absent to assume their true shape in our thoughts. After death they take on a firmer outline and then cease to change.

Colette, The Captain, Earthly Paradise (1966)



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Talent is always conscious of its own abundance, and does not object to sharing.

- Alexander Solzhenitsyn



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Doctor's Orders

On doctor's orders, Marvin had moved to Arizona. Two weeks later, he was dead. His body was shipped back home, where the undertaker prepared it for the services. Marvin's brother came in to make sure everything was taken care of.

"Would you like to see the body?" the undertaker asked.

"I might as well take a look at it before the others get here."

The undertaker led him into the next room and opened the top half of the casket. He stood back and proudly displayed his work.

"He looks good," the brother said. "Those two weeks in Arizona were just the thing for him."

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They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.
- Hunter S. Thompson



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Two guys in a bar .......................

One says, "Did your hear the news? Our mate is dead!" "My God, what happened to him?" "Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom, he hit the pavement, the the car flipped up and he flew through the sunroof. Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "Gosh, what a horrible way to die!" "No, no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So he landed in my upstairs bedroom and he was all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spotted the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and he reached up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He was just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe came crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones." "Damn it, what a way to go, that's terrible!" "No, no, that didn't kill him. He survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off himself and he crawled out onto the landing where he tried to pull himself up on the banister but, under his weight, the banister broke and he went falling down to the first floor. In mid-air, all the broken spindles fell on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him." "Hell, now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he was on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawled into the kitchen, tried to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water. Whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off." "Man, what a way to go!" "No, no, he survived that, he survived that! He was lying on the floor, covered in boiling water and he spotted the phone and tried to pull himself up to call for help, but instead he grabbed the light switch and pulled the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted with a wallop -- 10,000 volts shot through him." "Now that is one awful way to go!" "No, no, he survived that, he..." "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?" "I shot him!" "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?" "Damnit man, he was wrecking my house!"

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A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.



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more fast thinking

This young guy was working in the produce section of the supermarket, and an older guy comes up: "Young man, I'd like to buy a half of a head of lettuce." "Gee, sir, we don't usually sell it that way. Let me ask my manager."

He goes into the back room and yells, "Hey, Mr. Benwa, there's some jerk out here who wants to buy a HALF A HEAD of lettuce." He turns around, and there's the customer right at his shoulder. "... and this fine gentleman would like to buy the other half."

After the satisfied customer leaves with his half a head of letuce, Mr. Benwa says, "That was some fast thinking, son. Where did you learn that? Where did you grow up?"

"Aw, 'tweren't nuttin. I grew up in Moose Jaw. It' s little town up in Canada. It's not famous for anything except that everybody there is either a prostitute or a hockey player."

Mr. Benwa glares at the kid: "I'll have you know that my WIFE comes from Moose Jaw." "Gee, that's great! What team did she play on?"

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aHaaaHAA!!!

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together, when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!", and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom and discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator. "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied. "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said,........ "Those little bastards!"

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She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere cheese.
- Billy Wilder (about Marilyn Monroe)



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Speaking In Different Tongues.....

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....

English: I Love You

Spanish: Te Amo

French: Je T'aime

German: lch Liebe Dich

Japanese: Ai Shite Imasu

Italian: Ti Amo

Chinese: Wo Ai Ni

Swedish: Jag Alskar

Alabama,Arkansas. Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Idaho, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, parts of Florida: Nice Ass, Get in the truck.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.
- Jean Webster



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He'd make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens



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He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.
- John Steinbeck



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We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
- Ashleigh Brilliant



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Small Town

I hadn't fully realized how much everyone in a small town knows everyone else's business until I moved back in with my husband after a short separation. Included in my mail one day was an envelope forwarded from my prior address. Instead of affixing an official change-of-address sticker, someone in the post office simply wrote on the other side of the envelope, "She moved back."

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Two guys in a bar .......................

One says, "Did your hear the news? Our mate is dead!" "My God, what happened to him?" "Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom, he hit the pavement, the the car flipped up and he flew through the sunroof. Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "Gosh, what a horrible way to die!" "No, no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So he landed in my upstairs bedroom and he was all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spotted the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and he reached up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He was just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe came crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones." "Damn it, what a way to go, that's terrible!" "No, no, that didn't kill him. He survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off himself and he crawled out onto the landing where he tried to pull himself up on the banister but, under his weight, the banister broke and he went falling down to the first floor. In mid-air, all the broken spindles fell on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him." "Hell, now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he was on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawled into the kitchen, tried to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water. Whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off." "Man, what a way to go!" "No, no, he survived that, he survived that! He was lying on the floor, covered in boiling water and he spotted the phone and tried to pull himself up to call for help, but instead he grabbed the light switch and pulled the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted with a wallop -- 10,000 volts shot through him." "Now that is one awful way to go!" "No, no, he survived that, he..." "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?" "I shot him!" "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?" "Damnit man, he was wrecking my house!"



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He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
- Eugene Field



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Stolen Vehicle...

The young rancher came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

The young rancher answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."



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Her body has gone to her head.
- Barbara Stanwyck (about Marilyn Monroe)



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Rhyming

Sunday dinner with my mother Louise, my father Fred, and my three siblings were always lively. On one occasion all of us, except my mother were in a silly mood and we began requesting, in rhyme, item