Funny Joke

I was out splitting and cutting firewood most of the morning Sunday, so I
took the afternoon off, plunked myself down in front of the teevee, and
spent all the ding-dong day watching football.... so much so, I fell asleep
watching the late game and spent the whole night in my chair.

This morning, MrsPBen woke me up: "Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to 6."

Instantly alert, I jumped up and asked, "Who's ahead?!?"

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