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7.21.2009

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG


1. Try everything twice. On Madam's tombstone (of Whelan and Madam), she
said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice...loved it both
times!"


2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (Keep this In mind if you are one of those
grouches).



3. Keep learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!


4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time
with HIM/HER.



6. The tears happen.
Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire
life
is ourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love,
whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.



8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.


9. Don't take guilt trips! Take a trip to the mall, even to the next
county or to a foreign country, but NOT a guilt trip.
>>> 10. Tell the people you love that you love them at every opportunity.


And if you don't send this to at least 2 people - who cares?

But do share this with someone.

Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them,
but you know they are always there

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