A Groan over a Clone
Funny Jokes -
A Clone Is Grown
On the distant planet of Anthrax, the dominant population was obsessed with dental hygiene. Partly owing, of course, to the fact that they had three complete receding sets of mandibles. (a-la Alien!) They were so concerned w/ maintaining their teeth that the custom was to floss one's choppers several times a day. To achieve this goal, they grew a "Floss Plant" from which the fibers were extracted to make the necessary product. Being a scientifically advanced species, especially in the area of genetics, they developed a sub-species of workers by using their own genetic print as a starting point, I.E., clones. These clones were specifically designed to harvest the plants & were deficient in other areas such as intelligence. As long as they were supervised, they did a good job but left untended, they would usually wander aimlessly off.
No doubt, you are familiar with their well worn expression.....
A strolling Clone gathers no Floss.
A Clone Is Grown
On the distant planet of Anthrax, the dominant population was obsessed with dental hygiene. Partly owing, of course, to the fact that they had three complete receding sets of mandibles. (a-la Alien!) They were so concerned w/ maintaining their teeth that the custom was to floss one's choppers several times a day. To achieve this goal, they grew a "Floss Plant" from which the fibers were extracted to make the necessary product. Being a scientifically advanced species, especially in the area of genetics, they developed a sub-species of workers by using their own genetic print as a starting point, I.E., clones. These clones were specifically designed to harvest the plants & were deficient in other areas such as intelligence. As long as they were supervised, they did a good job but left untended, they would usually wander aimlessly off.
No doubt, you are familiar with their well worn expression.....
A strolling Clone gathers no Floss.

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