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3.12.2009

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Appearances...

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Elmer, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Elmer (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing!

Elmer, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing.

Later that evening, Elmer quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.


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3.11.2009

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Louis Armstrong was flying back from Europe, and on the same plane was
then-Congressman Richard Nixon. Nixon was apparently a fan of Louis and they
chatted throughout the flight.

When they arrived in New York, Louis said to Nixon, listen I'm an old man
and I've got all this stuff to carry, why don't you carry my trumpet for me
and help me out?

And that is the story of how Richard Nixon carried Louis Armstrong's stash
of weed through customs at the New York airport.

Thanks To,
Jack Kolb
Dept. of English, UCLA

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3.10.2009

Funny Penniless Joke

People always say, "It's such a shame. He died penniless."

As if that's a terrible thing.

I don't know, it sounds like good timing to m

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3.09.2009

Funny Little Pauly Joke

Little Pauly was diligently pounding away on the keyboard of Uncle
T.O.P.'s computer, using a word processor.

"What are you doing?" Asked Uncle T.O.P.

"I'm writing a story in French," replied Pauly.

"Merveilleux! What's it about?"

Pauly: "I don't know. I can't read French."


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3.08.2009

Famous Joke

The Train Engineer and His Fireman

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running
low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a
town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you
see the name of the town on the depot sign?"

The fireman replied, "It appears to be Danzig in the dark."

And the engineer shouted, "Buy coal, Porter!"


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3.07.2009

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He: "Do you take your glasses off because you think it makes you look better?"

She: "No, I take them off because it makes YOU look better!"

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3.06.2009

Funny Political Joke

"I think it's important to note that nobody hates the troops
more than decorated war hero John Kerry. We're all very, very
lucky that we have draft-dodgers like George Bush and Dick
Cheney to point that out to us."
- Jimmy Kimmel

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3.05.2009

Funny Political Joke

"Last night eight Republicans running away from President Bush
were killed when they ran head-on into eight Democrats running
away from John Kerry."
- Argus Hamilton

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3.04.2009

Funny Dear John Joke

Dear John....

Sen. John Kerry, trying to put the diss on President Bush
with a joke, stepped on his tongue until it sounded like
he was calling the troops in Iraq stupid:

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you
study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort
to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you
get stuck in Iraq."

....followed by 24/7 of the GOP's "manufactured outrage"....

"Senator Kerry said he was just making a joke and he botched
it up. I guess we didn't get the nuance. Actually, he was for
the joke before he was against it."
- Vice President "Dick" Cheney

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3.03.2009

Funny Housewife Joke

THE HOUSEWIFE
A sexy little housewife had such a great body that the TV repairman couldn't take his eyes off her. Every time she came in the room, he'd just about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

When he finished, she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a... well... an unusual request. But first, you have to promise me that you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man..."

The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes, yes..."

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."

"Yes, yes..."
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

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3.02.2009

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If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.

There is always one more S.O.B. than you counted on.

An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

"NO" is only an interim response.

You can't kill a bad idea.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.

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3.01.2009

Funny Office Joke

True to Form:

Memo No. 1:
A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4
p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow.
Attendance is mandatory.

Memo No. 2:
As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, the Committee On
Committee's has appointed a 14-member Casual Day Task
Force to prepare guidelines for proper dress.

Memo No. 3:
The Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual.
A copy of "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company
Standards" has been mailed to each employee. Please review
the chapter "You Are What You Wear" and consult the "home
casual" versus "business casual" checklist before leaving for
work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness
of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before
7 a.m. on Friday.

Memo No. 4:
Because of lack of participation, Casual Day has been
discontinued, effective immediately.

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